{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Chaotic Tortoise","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.davidhing.com\/chaotic-tortoise","author_name":"Ding","author_url":"https:\/\/www.davidhing.com\/chaotic-tortoise\/author\/ding\/","title":"Uninspiring Television - Chaotic Tortoise","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Q0Qy0a1IjP\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.davidhing.com\/chaotic-tortoise\/2011\/08\/uninspiring-television\/\">Uninspiring Television<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davidhing.com\/chaotic-tortoise\/2011\/08\/uninspiring-television\/embed\/#?secret=Q0Qy0a1IjP\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Uninspiring Television&#8221; &#8212; Chaotic Tortoise\" data-secret=\"Q0Qy0a1IjP\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.davidhing.com\/chaotic-tortoise\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Nothing gets me more depressed than watching an excessive amount of television.\u00a0 There is something undeniably soporific about the process but it can easily lead to you watching things that you&#8217;ve seen before or things you have absolutely no interest in just for the sake of slumping in front of it for a little longer. [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"http:\/\/www.davidhing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/CT-TV-300x250.png"}