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\"CYOA\"

The cape is obviously optional.<\/p><\/div>\n

Today, davidhing.com brings you a \u201cchoose your own adventure\u201d post.<\/em><\/p>\n

Your name is <yourname> and you are a struggling writer.\u00a0 This is a very true statement, as you are truly struggling to write.\u00a0 You currently hold down a pedestrian 9-5 job in an office which demands nothing of you but your time and occasionally semi-conscious thought.\u00a0 However, when you get home, you often find that you are unable to do what you want to do.
\nYour quest is simple, <yourname>, you must write something by the end of the day.\u00a0 Prepare to embark on your Writer\u2019s Quest!\u00a0 Start at section 1.
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. You have been at work all day.\u00a0 At lunch time you had a sandwich with chicken in it.\u00a0 It made you feel stuffy, but full.\u00a0 In the afternoon, your mind drifted off and you started day dreaming about what you were going to write when you got home.\u00a0 You have decided that you will work on <yourproject> this evening.\u00a0 It gets to 5\u2019O\u2019Clock and it\u2019s time to go home.\u00a0 If you chose to walk home, go to section 2.\u00a0 If you choose the bus, go to section 3.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  2. The walk home passes without incident and takes you about half an hour.\u00a0 As you walk up the stairs, approaching your flat, you feel a little out of breath.\u00a0 Upon opening and walking through the front door, you are unable to feel the enthusiasm for your project that you initially felt.\u00a0 If you chose to fight through the apathy and go to your computer, go to section 4.\u00a0 If you decide to sit on the sofa and watch some television, go to section 5.
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  3. The bus journey takes about half an hour.\u00a0 The high street is busy and the bus has to repeatedly stop and start.\u00a0 Some \u201cintelligent individuals\u201d attempt to argue their way onto the bus without buying a ticket, apparently finding the concept of public transport too low for their tastes.\u00a0 The journey makes you feel grumpy and resentful that you didn\u2019t walk.\u00a0 As you walk through the front door of your flat,\u00a0 your enthusiasm for <yourproject> has been significantly compromised.\u00a0 You decide to sit on the sofa and watch some television.\u00a0 Go to section 5.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  4. You enter your newly acquired office-room and throw your bag and jacket off on to the bed.\u00a0 Stalking over to your computer, you hit the power button with your toe and hear the beast roar in to life.\u00a0 The computer is fast becoming an uncooperative Frankenstein of a machine and so take a long time to start up.\u00a0 If you chose to go and get a glass of water whilst you wait, go to section 6.\u00a0 If you chose to sit it out and wait for the machine to boot up, go to section 7.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  5. You fall on to the sofa and jab the remote until the picture shows on the screen.\u00a0 You find a show to watch on your magical watch-what-you-missed-last-week box that you missed last week.\u00a0 It makes you laugh.\u00a0 You decide to catch up on a few other things as well, reasoning that you need to chill out and you\u2019ll get around to <yourproject> later.\u00a0 You\u2019ve only just got back from work anyway.\u00a0 You realise that you\u2019re thirsty and should probably get on with <yourproject> after all, but you\u2019re not sure.\u00a0 If you continue to watch TV shows that make you laugh, go to section 8.\u00a0 If you chose to get a glass of water, go to section 6.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  6. As you go to the sink to pour yourself a glass of water, you glance over at the television.\u00a0 You remember that there was a show that you wanted to watch last week that you missed.\u00a0 You really wanted to see it, and if you don\u2019t, that bloke at work that talks all the time will probably ruin it for you.\u00a0 If you chose to watch the show, go back to section 5.\u00a0 If you proceed in satiating your thirst, go to section 9.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  7. The computer has finished starting up.\u00a0 As you look around your workspace you notice a few unfinished projects on your drawing board but pay it no further attention at this time.\u00a0 You look at your desktop and find one particular icon in the middle triggering off an instinctive drive for you to click it.\u00a0 If you click the icon, go to section 11.\u00a0 If you do not click the icon, go to section 13.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  8. You watch another show, and then another show, and then you find yourself watching repeats of Mock the Week on Dave, which is odd because most of the news-relevant material has long since lost it\u2019s humour value or relevance.\u00a0 You are confused as to why you are so hungry until you realise that it is actually getting rather late.\u00a0 Go to section 12.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  9. You start to pour yourself a glass of water, and then you remember there\u2019s beer in the fridge.\u00a0 You would quite like a beer, but you\u2019re not sure.\u00a0 If you chose the glass of water, go to section 7.\u00a0 If you chose the beer go to section 10.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  10. <\/strong> The beer goes down well and with can in hand, you say to yourself \u201cscrew it.\u00a0 I\u2019m going to get on with <yourproject> right now\u201d and storm out of the kitchen and into your office.\u00a0 Go to section 11.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  11. <\/strong> You start up World of Warcraft.\u00a0 Your mouse hand flew to the icon and you finger shot down in two sharp movements as if drawn by some dark force.\u00a0 After playing for a while, you quit the game and you decide that a beer would be a good idea, to get you going on <yourproject>.\u00a0 Go to section 10.\u00a0 If you have already had five beers, go to section 12.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  12. It is now midnight and your evening has finished.\u00a0 It\u2019s time to start thinking about going to bed as you have work in the morning.\u00a0 You Have Failed Your Writer\u2019s Quest.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  13. <\/strong> You resist clicking on the icon and instead find Microsoft Word so that you can work on <yourproject>.\u00a0 You open up the program and are greeted with that really annoying paperclip.\u00a0 If you ignore the paperclip, go to section 15.\u00a0 If you chose to attempt to destroy the paperclip, go to section 14.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  14. You right click on the paperclip assistant to send him to oblivion but before you chose to get rid of him, you notice that you can chose a different assistant.\u00a0 You spend a long time cycling through the options and even longer agonizing between the cat and the robot.\u00a0 You finally settle on the cat and ask it the question \u201cdoes anyone actually chose the windows logo?\u201d\u00a0 but the feline is unable to sufficiently answer your query.\u00a0 After this rather major distraction, you realise that you are thirsty.\u00a0 You remember that there is beer in the fridge and that would be just what you need to help you get on with <yourproject>.\u00a0 Go to section 10.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  15. Ignoring any distractions, you finally start writing.\u00a0 You get a sentence done when your phone rings.\u00a0 It is a friend of yours that you haven\u2019t seen for a while inviting you out for a drink down the road.\u00a0 If you go out for a drink, go to section 16, if you decide to carry on with <yourproject>, go to section 17.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  16. <\/strong>You have a good time at the pub, but one drink very quickly becomes two and then you go and find a pub with a pool table and then end up marching off towards central London before realising that it\u2019s getting late and you should be getting home.\u00a0 You say farewell and head home.\u00a0 Go to section 12.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  17. You feel guilty for turning your friend down and resolve that you\u2019ll make it up to him in good time.\u00a0 To soften the blow, you decide that you\u2019ll have a beer from the fridge, so that you can say \u201cI was drinking with you in spirit\u201d when you meet him again at a later date.\u00a0 Go to section 10.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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